INTRODUCING!

Hello and welcome!

I would say that this is my blog, except it isn't. You see, I am sick to death with those over-inflated self-important egos that frequent the Internet, constantly bemoaning their personal lives, complaining about how this, that and the other affects them. There are some blogs out there by people with genuine problems (terminal illnesses, terminally ill relatives etc. etc.) that make those petty "OMFG!!!! MY GF JUS BROKE UP WIV ME ON FACEBOOK!!!" blogs look microcosmic, in the same way that the universe makes a quark look microcosmic.

So what I aim to do with this blog is aim to hit an even smaller microcosm than the relatively quark like facebook break up. What I intend to deal with in this blog is why minicabs always smell sickly? Or why, when you are always in a hurry to get somewhere, do you always get stuck behind a slow moving couple?

I will try to convey these negative little niggles in as humourous a way as possible, if you find it funny I am honoured, if you don't then please, do not 'flame' me about it...merely don't bother reading. Quite frankly if you have to read every blog post just to tell me how shit and unfunny I am you are just a tad on the wanky side.

If you have never experienced a problem I discuss, maybe you are lucky. Or maybe you are positive enough for it not to be an event to you. However I am, unfortunately, graced with an irritable disposition. A slightly altered irritable disposition in that people could get up in my face and open scream insults at me and I wouldn't bat an eyelid, but I will openly stew with rage if I have to listen to an American girl on my train talking so enthusiastically about her magnificent collection of photographs of door knockers.
I would like to say that the aforementioned example of an irritant was a hyperbolic example...Sadly, it isn't. It's true.
So if you can't relate, maybe, just take notice of those little things...Got something stuck on the bottom of your shoe...It's not a big deal, right!? WRONG! It's a bloody nuisance! Someone just suddenly stopped in front of you as you walk down the street? It's ok, you'll just go around, yeah? NO!! You'll stop too, and huff, and then continue shaking your head in bemusement! If you understand welcome to our blog, if you don't then I'm pretty certain you find me an uptight tosser and are quite happy to know I am being irate out there, somewhere.

I'd like to say this is my blog, but it isn't. It is our blog. It is a collective of things you either notice and agree with me about, notice and disagree about, or just find hilarious that some idiots are wound up by these things. Whatever your opinion, I hope I can at least make you giggle.